you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.
“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows
parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.
parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds are capable of making their own medical decisions are terrible parents. no exceptions
enjolras panting with his cheeks flushed (◕‿◕)
enjolras with his hair tussled and his lips plump from being kissed (◕‿◕)
enjolras trembling and giving soft whimpers (◕‿◕)
enjolras grabbing at both courfeyrac and combeferre’s shoulders because he has one of them teasing…
The evolution of answering “what time is it?”
"Time to get a watch XD"
"T̨̹̲̖͚̫̩͈i͍̰̜m̳̩̩̲̼̫̭e̵̲̻̻̼̟̱ ͏͍͉͔̪t̵̝̺o g̢̮̖̦è͈̰͍͈͓̟t̟̮͚̻̤͓̠̀ ̻̼̻c̬͟r̸͙̻̮̩ea̺̲̰̤̬͚͠ͅt̙̹̟ì̟v̳͓͖̺̀ȩ̫̼.̢"
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar